Never Give Rides to Geckos
After about a half hour of driving on Interstate 95, a little gecko appeared on the windshield, just behind the wiper blade. For some reason, the little guy was trying to find somewhere else to go, which was a bad idea since there was plenty of protection behind the wiper blade.
After a few futile attempts to walk to the other wiper, he finally made it, only to be blown away due to excessive and reckless celebration. I mean this guy was doing back flips and high-fiving himself, forgetting that the car was flying down the highway. While I admired the amazing wiper blade crossing, I had to admit that the partying should have been saved for the exit ramp.
If he had only waited another half-mile, then the party would have been on. But pride got the best of him, leaving him stranded on a four-lane highway.
A gecko without a cause, living life on the edge.
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Maybe you can sell this picture to Geiko and make some money
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No need to worry. He’s got state minimum coverage.
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No need to worry. He’s got state minimum coverage.
And, no, I don’t think I already said that, although WordPress thinks I did!
dcrs last blog post..I Suffer Hypergraphia So You Don’t Have To
Okay, so WordPress was right…
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Seems emblematic of life, doesn’t it? We often tend to celebrate prematurely, then get blown away. Still good to celebrate, just as you said, wait for the exit ramp!
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How did he get there? Where did he end up? Did he get squished? (Hope not…) How intriguing…
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Glad to see since he can’t tell his story, you have given his life more meaning by telling his tale.
Great post, I enjoyed the story! I will pretend the gecko came through okay. On another note, how did you manage to take the photo? lol
Are you okay Pete? You missed WW. You never miss WW.
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Aww poor gecko, I loved your the story. I’ve never had anything that fascinating get a free ride on my windshield the occasional spider or ant hops on for a ride.
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Awwwww. I hope he made it. What a story he can tell his fellow geckos (if he did make it).
I’m with Komodo D – how’d you manage to snap it?
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